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Pastor Danny is Wailing and Screaming at the Sky

[SOURCE] Here we are in October and New South Wales are in the grip of a major catastrophe with bush fires burning out of control, causing much destruction. The tragic events brings religious nutters out of their homes to invoke the name of their god to help.  I blogged about the recent activities of our […]


Nalliah calls for Rain Dance to douse Bushfires

[SOURCE] Bushfires are raging in New South Wales, but the weather may be about to change. It's pouring in Lithgow! #NSWFires @ABCNews24 — Michael Rowland (@mjrowland68) October 22, 2013 Which is good news. Our defeated Senator candidate, Pasta Danny had a dream! I told him that I would pray through the night and if God […]

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Jesus, it’s Allah

[SOURCE] It seems that a bunch of Muslims have decided to build a new mosque right next door to a planned church!  I’m all for it, houses of religion should all be put in the same area.  Throw a synagogue in there too!  Oh and look, it’s our old friend Pasta Danny Nalliah from Catch […]

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Rise Up Australia Has Magic Words!!

[SOURCE] I just love reading what everyone’s hopeful pastor is up to, he regularly posts his activities on the church blog. Dan babes is hoping to get into parliament next time around as part of his new political party called Rise Up Australia – I’ve blogged about it before.  Think about what his written here […]


Keep Australia Australian!

That’s the catch cry of the Rise Up Australia Party.  It’s president is an immigrant from Sri Lanka.  He’s hardly what you’d call your typical bronzed Aussie.  But of course, Pasta Dan isn’t talking about skin  colour when he says keep Australia Australian, he’s talking about keeping the non-christians out.  If you accept the lard […]

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Rise Up Australia Party or RUACH

A new political party as ordained by #god and a pasta sauce Danny Nalliah

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Rise Up Australia!

[SOURCE] There’s a new political party in town called Rise Up Australia.  And despite the name, I regret to inform you that it is not a bunch of horny gays running around with huge phalluses rising up to conquer the world, it is alas a bunch of rabid christians running around with giant erections prepared […]


Prayer Warriors and Demons – CTFM

Read the story of how one cult uses it’s warriors against another cult. It’s all demons and prayer warriors for jesus!

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Send Help!

Millions of muslims are being called to invade Jerusalem on May 15th – you can help stop them!

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Christian Arrogance

[SOURCE] While driving along the freeway this couple in their late 70’s and elders of the inexcusable Catch The Fire Ministries had an accident. They were towing a trailer and noticed it wasn’t travelling correctly, so pulled over on the side of a very busy freeway to make  some adjustments.  Realising that this wasn’t particularly safe, they got […]

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