Obama brings the end of the World!


On the “History Channel” – some cable network in the USA, they’re currently screening a series called “The Bible”.  So, not real history, just some made up shit.

Twitter lit up during a recent screening when the villain of the book, the devil called Satan made an appearance.  Guess what?  The devil is black and he looks like President Obama.


The Executive Producers of “The Bible” were quick to say that that was not their intention.  Of course, christian fuckwits couldn’t help themselves:

It made #thebible a trending twitter topic for a while.  Something that didn’t escape the attention of Sacerdotus

Simply wetting himself with excitement.  He of course ignores the hashtag #godisnotgreat that had to be removed from trending when Christopher Hitchens died.  Seems some religious nut jobs were threatening violence.  How civilised of them.

However, as with his life, controversy followed Hitchens into death. The hash tag #GodIsNotGreat also began trending, which was followed by a storm of protests by the religious, many unaware that the hash tag was a tribute to the author’s passing.

But the real joy of the story about “The Bible” comes from Rick Wiles – American douchebag christian.  At first, when I read this, I thought it was a joke.  But go listen, he’s serious.

 I don’t believe they intentionally portrayed the Lucifer character to look like Mr. Obama. I think God guided the hand of the makeup artist and blinded the eyes of everybody on the movie set while it was being recorded, and the spiritual blinders were removed Sunday night when the program was broadcast nationally on the History Channel. How many clues do we need from Heaven to understand that the man in the White House is a devil from Hell?

Just to really drive home this point.  This christian fundamentalist is actually saying that the President of the United States is really Satan.  Now, that’s Satan, the most evil character in the christian belief system.  He’s going to torture sinners for all eternity.  Fancy comparing someone who you don’t politically agree with to the devil.  How rude.  This man elected to President was elected by the people, so now all those who voted for him must also be evil, or perhaps this god character had blinded their eyes too?

Wouldn’t it be simpler for this god thing to be a little more direct?  You know, make the President all red, give him some horns and a tail.  While he’s in Israel, that’d be perfect.  It would get the world’s attention.

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3 Responses to Obama brings the end of the World!

  1. Ross says:

    Nice tactic. Using hillbilly theology to make all Christians look bad.