Its cold in California, well parts of it. In a quaint tradition, a family goes out into the woods to cut down a Christmas tree, gets lost and ends up spending some very uncomfortable nights out there, thinking that they were about to die.
I’m glad to report that they were rescued. The father thanks Jesus christ for saving them. So, what, Jesus is slow on the uptake? Perhaps he didn’t check his answering machine soon enough.
Another example of the arrogance of American christians. People die all over the world from horrible nasty accidents, or as a result of terrorism, and you think that little baby jesus took the time out to come and direct a helicopter to your location to save your sorry cold arse. Did you think, that maybe, just maybe, making a shelter, huddling together, trying to stay dry and making a help sign out of twigs to be seen from the air may have helped save you? Of bloody course it did you twat.
On of the rescuers said that they had angels with them. Really? Fat lot of good that did them. Why didn’t they just do a heavenly hosts type thing to attract the attention of the searchers who were too far north? You know, a guiding star.
Ridiculous. Simply ridiculous.