Quote from Bruce’s Bible
From Bruce's Holy Book:
Lev1:17 And he shall cleave it with the wings thereof, but shall not divide it asunder: and the priest shall burn it upon the altar, upon the wood that is upon the fire: it is a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto Bruce.
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You’re not old!
The Universe is big, and old. But just how big and old is it?
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Dog, god and letters
There’s an email been circulating the internet for a few years now. Â According to snopes.com it’s true. Â The story is true, not the actual content! The story goes something like this: Â Girl’s dog dies, girl distressed, writes a letter to god, god responds with letter. On the surface, it all looks very nice and quaint. […]
Go out and Accept somebody today.
Last night the Love Llama and I had a really good time.  We both ended up exhausted and smiling. This morning as I awaken myself with a cup of coffee and pursue the interwebs I’m confronted yet again by more madness from people suggesting that I’m somehow less of a human being than them, because I like […]
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Pope Says Sorry to Ireland
[SOURCE] There has been a lot of abuse going on in Ireland. The priest of the catholic church have been abusing children, and the bishops of the priest have been covering it up. On Sunday, Pope Bendydick issues a letter to apologise for the behaviour of the church in Ireland (not anywhere else, just the […]
Put you in your place
While I’m waving my willy about and picking on the catholics about their silly notions of sainthood, it’s important to remember our place in the universe. The believers would have us believe the their rather pathetic god created the universe. Â Yet, when the Hubble telescope was pointed at a dark spot in the sky, a […]
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Now it came to pass…
Judges 4 (It’s a biblical reference… look it up) So, Ehud (important bible dude) snuffed it and without him the Israelites did evil things, so bad that their ever loving but bastard lord god sold them.  It’s not clear what he did with the money, or maybe he got some goats and alpacas. The codger he sold […]
Where is god?
[SOURCE] Things are pretty grim in Haiti. The body count to date is 70,000 people. I grieve for the loss of that many fellow humans. Nobody knows how many are dead, maybe we’ll never know. I’ve read stories where they say it might be up to 200,000 people. That’s a lot of people to go […]
What to do!
While Pat Robertson accuses the Haitian’s of making a pact with the devil, and that is the cause of the tragic earth quake (and even goes so far as to call the quake a blessing in disguise)1, the guys over at the Jerusalem post have bigger things to worry about. Matthew Wanger is worried that […]
It kills
You’d have to be stark raving mad really. If you’re young, you know, any age that isn’t mine and you smoke, you’re a dick head. That stuff will kill you. I see it all the time when driving around, young people puffing on a fag. Lighting up and taking a drag as if it was […]
Parliament of World Religions
Like a swarm of gnats descending on a pile of shit the parliament of the worlds religions has landed in Melbourne. The streets are adorned with much love and people wearing silly hats and dresses. The worlds largest interfaith event is on its way. Never mind that they can’t agree on the simple things, like […]