Bruce Llama

[SOURCE] When you are a muslim, you should pray to your god at least five times a day.  Makes me wonder how they have time to do anything else. And when you pray, you have to face Mecca, because that’s what the prophet did.  Imagine the consternation of the Indonesians when they discovered that for [...]

[SOURCE] Some rabid muslim leader wants Australian muslims to shun democracy because apparently it’s forbidden, no human is suppose to make laws, only their goat fucking god can do that. He said democracy was incompatible with Islam because the Koran insisted Allah was the sole lawmaker, and Muslim political involvement could not be based on [...]

It’s time to get ya gear off and ditch the burqa

[SOURCE] As if it’s not bad enough with all the politicians and media falling over themselves wanting to get in on the Mary Fucking MacKillop crap, as if it’s not bad enough listening to Tim Fisher and Cardinal Hell wetting themselves with excitment over the impending canonisation of a dead person, now the jews are [...]

It’s really easy to use the bible to support your own point of view and ignore the rest of what’s written in it, until you need it for something else.  It’s such a big book full of some of the most violent nasty stories you’ll read anywhere.  There’s also love and compassion, lots of sex!  [...]

[SOURCE] If you happen to be building a mosque in Switzerland, you can’t put any minarets on them.  The Swiss had a vote and most of them said they didn’t want the things. I think its symbolic, they really don’t want the muslims, not just their minarets.  No amount of spin by the government can [...]

Like a swarm of gnats descending on a pile of shit the parliament of the worlds religions has landed in Melbourne. The streets are adorned with much love and people wearing silly hats and dresses.  The worlds largest interfaith event is on its way.  Never mind that they can’t agree on the simple things, like [...]

On television in Egypt you can watch the local clerics telling you how to get yourself a black eyed virgin, that’s a virgin who’s irises are black, not a virgin who’s been given a black eye by their nutter husband. The video has a bunch of middle aged men telling their faithful followers that they [...]

[SOURCE] And I thought the christians had the market cornered in miracles.  This poor little 9 month old baby from Russia’s south has text from the koran ‘appear’ on his leg every couple of days. It says things like ‘Allah is great’. It’s a miracle to bring peace. Stupid fuckers.  Why the fuck would allah [...]

[SOURCE]. Joseph is dead.  He was the son of Jacob.  If he lived, it was a few thousands of years ago. His tomb is in the West Bank – that’s a bit of land that’s controlled by some arab nutters.  The jews want to go to the tomb to do stuff.  I guess they want [...]