Comments for Bruce Llama

Comment on Late at night by Mikey Bear

Mikey Bear — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:14:16 +0000

Time goes faster near pokies venues.

Comment on War is expensive by Bruce

Bruce — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 05:31:01 +0000

Thanks Mr Andrew – your warm welcome back reminds me of a gum boot full of warm sago.

Comment on War is expensive by Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 14:24:25 +0000

Absolutely. A war about oil and influence and arrogance. Approx 100,000 Iraqis dead (is that American-speak for “seeking the light of peace?”). Btw nice to have you back on the job llama…

Comment on Run the Alpacas Outta Town by Michael Barnett

Michael Barnett — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:35:22 +0000

What about the Christians?

Comment on Everyone wants a bit of Mary! by Mary MacKillop

Mary MacKillop — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 07:46:57 +0000

twitter.com/StMaryOfPenola

A satiral Twitter account of her saintliness.

Comment on Election called. by Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:26:58 +0000

Oh yes, I agree, compulsory voting is a good thing, I didn’t mean it to sound like I was against the concept. In fact, I am puzzled that other nations don’t enforce voting by its citizens, it forces you to make a decision (even if it’s a donkey vote) and therefore the responsibility of government is upon all the citizens, not just those that vote.

Thanks for the comment. Willy wave for you.

Comment on Election called. by Warwick

Warwick — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:55:22 +0000

Compulsory voting is far better than the alternative where the majority don’t both to, while the priests and imams give their flock of sheep specific voting instructions.

The Australian Electoral Commission is tasked with educating and encouraging across-the-board registration. It’s an essential element of a democracy.

Sure, it would be ideal if we didn’t need compulsory voting. Maybe one day when everyone is well-educated and no-one believes the stories of 2000 year-old desert tribes (or more recent stories from pedo-repressed priests and sado-warrior prophets) we’ll be able to have that little extra freedom. Until then, the AEC is an essential vanguard against special interest control of voting.

Comment on Tony is the Rabbit by Bruce Llama » Election 2010

Bruce Llama » Election 2010 — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 08:28:00 +0000

[...] know why anyone would want to get too close to the Rabbit, and perhaps he might have felt a bit threatened should the speedo wearing dude be gay. Or just maybe the Rabbit sneaked a peek when he thought no [...]

Comment on If you look the long way by Michael Barnett

Michael Barnett — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:25:32 +0000

This awesome blog has just encouraged me to install Qibla Compass by Binary Solutions on my Android phone. Next time I can feel a flatule coming on I’ll know which way to stand, for maximum impact.

Apparently it’s only 12,767,76 km to Mecca from where I am right now so I’ll have to build a big one up.

And look, there are options on the app. I get to choose from Shafi or Hanafi as a Juristic Method and I can belong to one of “University of Islamic Sciences, Karachi”, “Islamic Society of North America”, “Muslim World League” (the default option) or “Egyptian General Organisation of Surveying”.

I’ve never felt more useful in my life.

Comment on If you look the long way by Bruce

Bruce — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:16:50 +0000

Well yes, and you know that as they bend over they fart in the face of the person right behind them.