Anal Sex According to the Word of God.
I’ve long thought that too many people have had a go at translating and interpreting the bible. The true meaning was lost hundreds if not thousands of years ago. The toss pots that consider it to be the inerrant word of their god are living in a false hope that any of it is true.
Then, along comes Sex In Christ, and they have a different take on some of the words of the wholly babble.
“The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,†indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex.
That’s very clever.
It’s really easy to reinterpret the bible yourself:
“No one is to cum with you or be seen anywhere on the mountain; not even the flocks and herds may graze in front of the mountain.” Exodus 34:2-4
Here god is telling Moses it’s ok to flog your meat, just don’t do it in sight of any one, and make sure the sheep and goats can’t see you.
“The person to be cleansed must wash his clothes, shave off all his hair and bathe with water. Leviticus 14:7-9
God authorises shaving the chest for twinks. Pity.
I will pelt you with filth, I will treat you with contempt and make you a spectacle. Nahum 3:5-7
Is this the first kinky session in the bible?
Feel free to go and find your best verses and give them their correct interpretation. Oh, and whatever you do, don’t try to read the lines in context, that’s always confusing and gets in the way of manipulating the bible to mean what you want it to mean.
So if you want to justify a blow job, butt fucking, having a wank, or swallowing the seed, get along and have a read, then you too can be a good little christian sex pot!
Is that a send-up site do you think?
#thankugod for anal sex
I hear you brother Mikey. 🙂