Saw this sticker on the back of a car as I was heading out for brunch.
So, christ saves individuals. I wonder if that’s like saving postage stamps. Does he wrap them individually too? And just where does he save all these individuals? Do they need refrigeration? Do they need deep frying? Can they be reused in the future? Is the saving forever or just until there’s an upturn in the market and they can be sold for a good price on ebay?
And how does this work in with, oh lets say a tsunami, I bet that was a busy time, or the bushfires – two hundred to save there, does he save the individuals before or after they drown or burn?
I bet jesus will buff them everyday, and no doubt will listen to Light FM as he’s doing it. Good wholesome music with a message of hope. Just what you need when you’ve got a busy day of doing a stocktake with all your ‘good friends’
The designer of the sticker must be a blessed person to come up with such an idea, no doubt inspired by the lord and a desire to make a buck.