Dead people don’t do that

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An Irishman, bashed in Sydney awakened from a coma after 8 months.  The human body is truly amazing isn’t it?  His family is claiming that Mary MacKillop did it.  She’s dead.  Very dead.  Been dead since 1909.

Apparently what you do is you talk to her, you know, pray. I think you do it in your head, perhaps you do it out loud.  They’ve been praying every day to her while their son was in the coma, and after 8 months the dead Mary MacKillop heard their cries and came down to wake him up.  Perhaps she threw a bucket of water over him.  Don’t know why the doctor didn’t think of it.

Eight months – what was she doing all that time?  Lazying around in Heaven doing stuff all?  Perhaps her and Jesus were fucking and were too busy.

It seems that Mary needs to perform one more miracle so she can be propelled into saint hood.  At the moment she’s merely Blessed Mary MacKillop – oh to be known as Saint Mary MacKillop.  How do you prove that something you can’t see or hear did anything at all?  Does the catholic church have some whiz bang instrument to measure miracles?  How would you ever know that it wasn’t just part of the human body doing it?

Get real, silly knee bending flesh eating catholics.

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3 Responses to Dead people don’t do that

  1. Mikey Bear says:

    Interesting. I heard The Spirit of Things last night on ABC RN (http://www.abc.net.au/rn/spiritofthings/stories/2009/2537176.htm) and couldn’t believe the drivel that was being broadcast. Mary McKillop is quite the miracle whore.

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