Happy Little Christians

I’ve been looking at the Saltshakers website for years.

There’s always something for them.  Mostly they deal with homosexuals getting any rights whatsoever, they’re opposed to treating people who are homosexual (as opposed to homosexual people) with any dignity or respect.

Take this little bit:

In relation to “Recognise that sometimes people or groups require different treatment in order to achieve substantive equality” (P 9) we contend that all people must be treated the same, otherwise more discrimination results.
We could go on, but reading the Executive Summary highlights the scope of the possible changes to the EO Act under this Review.  (Source)

I think what that says, in review of the equal opportunity that some people are already behind in their treatment, i.e. they’re not treated equally.  They contend that all people must be treated the same…. did they think about that one at all?

Apparently its run by a board – however, there’s only two names on the site, and I’d be guessing they’re a husband and wife team.  God supports them, and they thank him for that support.  Its not made clear why god would help them and not, oh, I don’t know, show the Burmese how to shelter against the weather, or why god gives them support and lets thousands of Melbournians freeze and hunger every day.  Strange that.

This is the ultimate example of why christianity should be forced into south pole.  Antarctica is a big place, really big.  What if we put a huge cross at the south pole, make it compulsory for each christian to make a pilgrimage there once in their life to be nailed to it.  It’s ok, on the third day you’ll be raised up again – that is what you believe after all.   Now you can only get to Antarcitca over the summer period, and you’ll probably have to stay awhile, you might miss Christmas, but just think, it’ll be 24 hours of sun light and you can rejoice in little baby jesus day with the sun for days on end, by the time easter rocks around you can hang yourself from the stick and those left over can make their way home.  Imagine a whole Australian summer without little baby jesus songs.  Sounds like heaven.

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